Month: July 2010

Prince Convinced Me Not To Buy His Music

Prince, the artist formerly relevant, says the internet is dead. He’s quoted saying, “Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.”

To feed the idiot pony, his new album is named 20TEN.

He also has songs called 1999 and 7, which both have lyrics loaded with numbers. So, let’s do the math (pun) on this.

Filling your head with numbers is not good for you. Prince fills our head with numbers. Hence, Prince is not good for you. You won’t buy Prince’s new album if you know what’s good for you, which we now know thanks to Prince.